Or perhaps at least an independant generator?!?
WTF?!?
Some fool drove a car through a phone pole last night, about 4 blocks away
from work, and it killed the whole town.
Now I have to mop up all the records from the 6 or 7 batches that ran last
night -- oh, and since SQL Server is scheduled to back it self up at 3 am,
that never happened either. So mopping up the batches is taking bloody ages
because they're now running the stupid backup in the middle of the work day
with all the users online. I think the bosses here are all retards.
Peace & happy computing,
Mike Labosh, MCSD
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James HetfieldIsn't this what transactions and logs are for? ;)
Adam Machanic
SQL Server MVP
http://www.datamanipulation.net
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"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Or perhaps at least an independant generator?!?
> WTF?!?
> Some fool drove a car through a phone pole last night, about 4 blocks away
> from work, and it killed the whole town.
> Now I have to mop up all the records from the 6 or 7 batches that ran last
> night -- oh, and since SQL Server is scheduled to back it self up at 3 am,
> that never happened either. So mopping up the batches is taking bloody
ages
> because they're now running the stupid backup in the middle of the work
day
> with all the users online. I think the bosses here are all retards.
> --
> Peace & happy computing,
> Mike Labosh, MCSD
> "Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield
>|||SQL Humor for this w?
Very soon you will see experts discussing about the origin, development
accuracy and inaccuracy of gov. systems, power management, generators blah
blah..
Roji. P. Thomas
Net Asset Management
http://toponewithties.blogspot.com
"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Or perhaps at least an independant generator?!?
> WTF?!?
> Some fool drove a car through a phone pole last night, about 4 blocks away
> from work, and it killed the whole town.
> Now I have to mop up all the records from the 6 or 7 batches that ran last
> night -- oh, and since SQL Server is scheduled to back it self up at 3 am,
> that never happened either. So mopping up the batches is taking bloody
> ages because they're now running the stupid backup in the middle of the
> work day with all the users online. I think the bosses here are all
> retards.
> --
> Peace & happy computing,
> Mike Labosh, MCSD
> "Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield
>|||> Isn't this what transactions and logs are for? ;)
You would think.
But I'm a developer, not a DBA, and if I started messing with replaying
transaction logs, (I don't even have the authority to do so) I would
probably make the system worse.
This company refuses to hire a DBA (?!?) and the clowns over in MIS can
barely spell "SQL".
So we are currently re-running all the batches. I have like five copies of
the application on my machine running concurrently, and I'm getting really
bored looking at progress bars.
Thank God for code that has "indempotency".
I'm a peace-loving man, but I really hope the idiot that drove through the
power pole got hurt real bad.
--
Peace & happy computing,
Mike Labosh, MCSD
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield|||> SQL Humor for this w?
> Very soon you will see experts discussing about the origin, development
> accuracy and inaccuracy of gov. systems, power management, generators
> blah blah..
ROFLMAO! If you were here for a single day, you would either laugh at
everyone, or beat everyone with a keyboard, and then fax them a very large
invoice.
--
Peace & happy computing,
Mike Labosh, MCSD
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield|||"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:uEuc8nMqFHA.2956@.TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> ROFLMAO! If you were here for a single day, you would either laugh at
> everyone, or beat everyone with a keyboard, and then fax them a very large
> invoice.
Sounds good. Where do I sign up? ;)
Adam Machanic
SQL Server MVP
http://www.datamanipulation.net
--|||>> ROFLMAO! If you were here for a single day, you would either laugh at
> Sounds good. Where do I sign up? ;)
http://www.tns-global.com
Have fun!
Peace & happy computing,
Mike Labosh, MCSD
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield|||On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:35:26 -0400, Mike Labosh wrote:
>I'm a peace-loving man, but I really hope the idiot that drove through the
>power pole got hurt real bad.
Hi Mike,
I think that he has gotten enough punishment already, having has car
wrecked and all.
And you can't hold the poor chap responsible for your company having no
UPS and no proper recovery procedure.
(Maybe you should hope that some managers happen to be walking just in
front of a power pole next time... :-)
Best, Hugo
--
(Remove _NO_ and _SPAM_ to get my e-mail address)|||I see no listing for VP of Keyboard Beatdowns :(
Adam Machanic
SQL Server MVP
http://www.datamanipulation.net
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"Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.tns-global.com
> Have fun!
> --
> Peace & happy computing,
> Mike Labosh, MCSD
> "Musha ring dum a doo dum a da!" -- James Hetfield
>|||The upside of being a government empoyee is that you are virtually
guaranteed a job. However, the downside is that you have to work with other
people who are also guaranteed a job.
"Roji. P. Thomas" <thomasroji@.gmail.com> wrote in message
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> SQL Humor for this w?
> Very soon you will see experts discussing about the origin, development
> accuracy and inaccuracy of gov. systems, power management, generators
> blah blah..
> --
> Roji. P. Thomas
> Net Asset Management
> http://toponewithties.blogspot.com
>
> "Mike Labosh" <mlabosh@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:eesr9VMqFHA.2076@.TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>
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